Monoclonius

Monoclonius is interesting creature, because much of him is unknown. We know his decendants were the Leeuws, and Zuigelings, due to what he looked like, but we are not sure. His ancestors were inprisoned by the great Kupalo. There they stayed in the Aardbeving of Ongeloof for many, many jarens. During that time, nothing is known about what happened down there. Monoclonius' story begins one that unforgettable day.....

During the winter time in Ongeloof, north of Capital, the ground began to shake, which was not a new thing. This time though, it was different, The most fearsome creature in history was beginning to break free. Monoclonius, a huge beast, over 15 feet tall, and well over a zwaar in weight, began to spew forth lava-hot flames from deep within the Aardbeving of Ongeloof, melting it from the inside out. This sent the capital city into state of schrik. Peoples were running, towns were being flooded, then quickly frozen again due to the sub-bevriezen temperatures. The affected area was the huge, as it stretched from De Engelen to the twin cities of Sewfaak and Wee Tawdid, through the length of the Verschrikking Harbor. Monoclonius' coming was the most devastating and fearful event in all of Pudinvaagian Mythology.

Upon hearing of the devastation, the mighty Kupalo, god of sex and power, came to the human rescue. Kupalo was of dragon ancestory, and was a formidabling creature himself, though much smaller than the fearsome Monoclonius. Once Monoclonius saw Kupalo, his rage took over and did the lunging at Kupalo! Thus was the starting of the famous Battle, Veenmol! The legendary battle between Kupalo and Monoclonius would raging for a jaren and a half. Although, Kupalo fought valiantly, Monoclonius had a band of troops consisting of leeuws, hondas, sphinxs, zuigeling, and feetus foetii. Their numbers were the too manys! The brave Kupalo was the eventually captured in great city of Faecaliëngatt. Monoclonius had Kupalo enslaved under his own home in the Black Tide. There, Kupalo would stay, where he swore his revenging time would coming.

Monoclonius then spent many jarens reigning as if god-like over the Motherland. Kupalo, who was loved by the many womans of the Motherland, was considered the savior of Pudinvaag because he had inprisoned the evils before. Many attempts were made to set him free but after the failings, the humans turned on Monoclonius themselves. In particular, one Pudinvaagian was able to face Monoclonius and encapsule him into sacred tuppervonwaar, using old magisch. The helder who did thismagisch was the famed guitarist of the macht trio Pudinvaag, Slice. Upon the capturing of Monoclonius, he was taken to an ancient geneeskunde, and there was injected into the guitar helder's guitar. Upon inprisonment in the guitar, Monoclonius has been untamed and violent, occasionally striking out at womans, and the famous guitarist. Some stories talk of Monoclonius fighting with the helder during many Pudinvaag shows, or brutally taking force and attacking peoples! Here is an excerpt from an interview between Slice and Jurën Stomezel, famed Hulpmiddelian reporter; "It was the normaling day of the writing of the raging material, and all the sudden, Monocloinus started on a new riff. It was amazing riff! It captured the my attention, and I could not looking away!" according to Slice. "Pretty soon, the Monocloinus knocked me down and a solo like none other came out! Faster than capable of playing, Monoclonius took over my fingers and created magic! But soon, it be too much for me to control. The raging continued. Riffing madness! Could not stop! Oh, sweet Gebouw! Save me!" Slice tells Jurën in an emotional interview over the weekending. Slice was removed from the set as flashbacks were too much for him.] *used with permission by Hulp Me Learn The Truth Weekly, publication for Hulpmiddel.

However, the spitting of flames and riffs is unlike anything in history and is responsible for the greatest rock and roll sound known to the Motherland. "The vicious hatred of Kupalo by Monoclonius is evident when Monoclonius is plugged into Slice's famous rig, and is hard to looking away. It is scary and rivet ling at the saming time. Almost like the magisch of the hippo titness that comes to the annual Carnival! Just be careful, Monoclonius is hard to tame, and can send you to certain death if not respected," states Oogstan rock anaylist, Volledig Van Shet.