Kupalo

Born atop the mighty temple of Hemel, back in ancient times, Kupalo is known as the God Of Sex and Power. The ancient Hemel Temple is located in the Southern Pudinvaag, that is now knowning as Hemelkloof. T'was said that Kupalo being born from ancient dragon, that was fertilized by itself. Since Kupalo is dragon descent and due to unusual conception, is an odd being. 6 feet tall, and about 255 pounds, and is extremely strong. He has 3 arms, 2 of them ending in hands with 7 fingers, and the 3rd arm ends in rounded protrusion. He has 4 legs in which he walks, and a large, dragon-like tail. That is only true sign of his heritage. He has 2 eyes, and mostly a human-like head. His eyes are solid gold, and he has no pupils. His body is completely silver, and looks almost like water, though he has scales of the dragon on his back. His arms are dark color, almost black. His legs are gold, and his tail is a very shiny gold, due to his scales. Despite his odd features, and non-human appearance, many womans find him very attractive. His ability to please these womans is legendary.

When Kupalo was born, he was left on own by his dragon mother, who was never seen again. He was found by a human woman, Moeder. She took him home and cared for him through his quick childhood. Although very different from human, she loved him, but his dragon ancestory, coupled with his unnusal conception, made him unstable and very dangerous. He grew very fast, and once he full grown, left Hemelkloof and went westward, towards the province of Oogst. At Natte Borst, he began life-long addiction, to have geslacht with human womans, and to satisfy his insatiable desire to hunt. Kupalo's instincts were too strong for him to resist, and his god-like strength and the raw-sexuality made him unstoppable! Human womens longed to be with him. His nerflaagings was unforgettable. Though he cared for the humans, his temper made them fear him, and he went the seclusion under the Black Tide. There he remain, hidden during day, and leaving only at night during winter months.

Kupalo would typically carry a bow and arrow for the hunting and only wear a black loin cloth. His quiver and strap were black as well. He ruled the regions of Pudinvaag, Oogst, Gaat Melk, and Kuillaag vertually uncontested for the many jarens. There he lived in the Black Tide, and would surface only to have the geslacht, or to do the hunting. His hunting consisted mainly of roaming beasts and monsters that inhabiting the Motherland. Leeuws, hondas, sphinxs, zuigeling, and feetus foetiiwere many of dangerous and abundant monsters prominent in the time. These monsters were why humans lived only in caves and could not flourish as they do today. Kupalo would come up from the Black Tide and dispatch of these evil monsters for fun, and usually spend the rest of the night at the human night clubs deep underground, such as the famous Kwispel. Most of the time, with the company of many womans at a time.

Eventually Kupalo, wanting to helping the humans he grew to liking, banded all of the monsters and threw them down into the famous Aardbeving of Ongeloof, just north of the Capital. Here, the freezing temperatures year round made for perfect prison of for these evil monsters. Kupalo summoned his powers to bring a part of the Black Tide to cover the deep chasm that he inprisoned all of the creatures, effectively in the freezing them forever, leaving the Motherland free for the humans to flourish in!

Many jarens later, deep from within that Aardbeving, the greatest and most feared creature in Pudinvaagian history emerged from the frozen chasm by spewing forth the liquid lava-like flames! His name was Monocloinus. Monocloinus challenged Kupalo to a battle that is known simply as Veenmol. The battle was the raging for a jaren and a half. Finally, the wicked Monoclonius captured Kupalo and put him in the cage located in the deepest part of the Black Tide. Pudinvaagian lore tells us of attempts to rescue the great Kupalo, though none were successfuling. All that is known is that Monoclonius had many beasts assist the capture of Kupalo and Kupalo has sworn revenge to be executed on Monocloinus once he returns. Monoclonius was later captured by legendary Pudinvaagian guitarist and through the magical workings of a greatgeneeskunde, was injected into the body of the guitarist's guitar. It has said been that that guitar has the raw toorn of the mythological beast, and the guitar is unpredictable and known to lashing out. That guitarist is Slice, of the band Pudinvaag.

To this day, t'was rumored that Kupalo was still locked down undering the Black Tide, and this is why the Black Tide is such the scary place to be! Kupalo's oath of revenge to Monoclonius will be carried out the one day, according toing mythology. In odd turn of events, the great spirit of Kupalo has been harnessed by the famed guitarist that commands Monocloinus, Slice. Recently announced, Slice has summoned the spirit of Kupalo into another guitar. This new guitar carries the dragonistic heritage, god-like strength and power, as well as the thick sexual magnetism of the god. "To hearing the Kupalo rage at Monocloinus through the playing of Slice is unlike anything me experienced in world. It is a joy to hear, and I easily give my life to hear just single note again," states Hulpmiddelian reporter, Jurën Stomezel.